Something you are is not a valid MFA either as it is unrevokable.
Pill-shaped, food-safe RFID tags exist already, they’re being implanted in dogs
Please drink verification can to continue
Well why not
Something you saw in a fever dream
From eating too many raw hot dogs, yes
What if I ate my YubiKey?
Then it’s something you have after big tummy aches
you know what you ate though
and you are what you eat
Skill issue.
git guudPlease, stop moving during the rectum scan, thanks
“Drink a verification can.”
Idk, this seems hard for them to do while we own our own hardware.
YuzuKey flavored verification cans can keep you authenticated for 2 to 8 hours.
Please insert your fourth factor sensor probe to log into Uber eats
“Take a colonoscopy to verify your identity”
The verification can is something you drink though!
