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Cake day: May 11th, 2026

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  • It is my GOD given RIGHT to pull half of NPM through MY MACHINE (and get compromised by 500 different MALICIOUS packages) due to my NEED for the MOST up to date PACKAGES!

    I WILL have my hourly update to iseven() or I WILL have DEATH.

    “There’s just no way to prevent these kinds of attacks” says only language where this consistently happens.

    If you ARENT updating your libraries every 15 MINUTES are you even a REAL PROGRAMMER!?

    I MUST get ALL of the latest vulns and exploits on my machine NOW!

    I’ve even written a script to change my API tokens for me since they get STOLEN so OFTEN because my OTHER SCRIPT updates NPM dependencies CONSTANTLY so I can ALWAYS be the FIRST to PULL IN the newest MALWARE.




  • I once saw a guy standing on the edge of a bridge, about to jump. I ran over and said, “Stop! Don’t do it!”

    He said, “Why shouldn’t I? Nobody cares about me.”

    I said, “Well, do you run Linux?”

    He said, “Yes.”

    I said, “Me too! Desktop or server?”

    He said, “Server.”

    I said, “Me too! Debian-based or RPM-based?”

    He said, “Debian-based.”

    I said, “Me too! Debian stable or Ubuntu LTS?”

    He said, “Debian stable.”

    I said, “Me too! systemd or an alternative init?”

    He said, “Alternative init.”

    I said, “Me too! runit, OpenRC, or s6?”

    He said, “s6.”

    I said, “Me too! s6 with s6-rc as the service manager, or s6 with 66?”

    He said, “s6-rc.”

    I said, “Me too! s6-rc with the full supervision tree defined declaratively, or with hand-rolled run scripts?”

    He said, “Hand-rolled run scripts.”

    I said, “Die, Poettering apologist!” And I pushed him off.



  • It applies to the government too, just like how companies can fire you and discriminate against you for speech, but the government can’t (except if you say “I am going to kill the president of the United States” or if you say “you should kill the president of the United States.” Both of which are illegal. Very illegal. Super duper illegal you should never say them.)

    However it gets muddy when you’re hiring flock to violate your 4th amendment on behalf of the government as a buffer? Can they also hire a company to discriminate against you due to your speech as well?