• bitteroldcoot@piefed.social
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    23 hours ago

    I know this is supposed to be a funny, but they are actually doing this kind of thing with their ebike delivery service. No license required, but supposedly must be 18.

    So if you’ve lost your license because of multiple drunk driving convictions, amazon has a job for you.

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      6 hours ago

      So if you’ve lost your license because of multiple drunk driving convictions, amazon has a job for you.

      A job which technically doesn’t involve driving. It’s the state’s responsibility to rehabilitate or punish drunk drivers into never drunk driving again, right?

      But I’ll leave it at that before I run any cover for Amazon.

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      22 hours ago

      Bike courrier would be such a great job. Not for such an evil company, obviously, but in general I’d love that job.

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          11 hours ago

          meh, still less dangerous than a car

          not gonna deny the riding style is quite douchey, but compared to cars, this is just meh. and it seems like half of the manoeuvres he does are in response to shitty driving in the first place.

          running reds like that without visibility, though, and weaving pedestrians like that… fuck that shit.

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            6 hours ago

            Half the manoeuvres he does, like riding through every red light, cutting off pedestrians on crosswalks, riding on the sidewalk, forcing cars to break suddenly, ….?

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              12 minutes ago

              no that would be the other half

              stg sometimes I feel like lots of people here have the reading comprehension of the avg redditor

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        22 hours ago

        A friend of mine worked as a bike courier and constantly had to deal with drivers trying to run him off the road. He eventually got hit, and broke his leg. It all sounded pretty miserable, but this was also before e-bikes so maybe it’s easier now.

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          21 hours ago

          Hmm … Bike Courier sounds more like an ideal job in a 15 minute walkable city. In most parts of the US, not so much.

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        21 hours ago

        Don’t forget, as a very squishy bike messenger weaving through endless cars driven by homocidal toddlers, that the ceramic in spark plugs goes right through auto glass, and they’re certainly not something such a messenger would carry on their pocket —much like how U-locks are totally not hammers, just waiting silently from their arms-reach holster to defend you. 🫡

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          19 hours ago

          the ceramic in spark plugs goes right through auto glass

          I’ve tried that and been entirely unsuccessful at it. Bounced right off with no damage whatsoever, even when hurled from very close as hard and as fast as I could.

          It’s just too small and too light to actually break anything.

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      19 hours ago

      Funny how in one Lemmy post everyone is complaining that people get burned for life in the job market for making a mistake. Or how employers are evil for mandatory drug testing… And in the next one they get riled up because a company would dare hire a recovering alcoholic to ride a bike