Bonus: Alex Hirsch is the creator of Gravity Falls
Why is he so interested in having people upload schedules of what their kids are doing?
Adults are stubborn and set in their ways. Kids are easier to mould to new ideas.
If they can get the kids hooked on AI tools, they’ll run with it until they’re old enough to be making the decisions and by then they’ll want the tools they’ve grown up using: AI.
It’s a marketing strategy, and an effective one at that.
That, and Altmans probably got a comfortable seat on the Epstein list.
Avoiding the obvious reference to fiddling, I think these tech companies need kids to be as reliant and addicted to their products as possible. TikTok and Youtube were the trailblazers in the electronic addiction economy.
funny thing is the techbros own kids are shielded away fromthe brainrot, they made sure they go to montiserri private school away from tech. they need future customers, not thier own kids, which would have thier own agency.
And also knowing your children’s schedule is a good predictor for wealth.
When I first read this I didn’t think anything of it cause I thought it was some rando
Now I’m realizing it’s Sam Altman 😭
Same, I thought it was some linkedin lunatic 😨
It is
This is what psychopaths think parenting is.
At this rate AI bros have a better chance to literally reinvent the wheel than cure cancer






