The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoPeople can surprise youlemmy.worldimagemessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1imagePeople can surprise youlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square4fedilink
minus-squarecmbabul@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoJohn Daly just hasn’t been sober in 40 years and now his body processes alcohol faster than any blood test or breathalyzer to reliably detect.
minus-squarezurohki@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoHe looks like he once got arrested for waiting for a stop sign to turn green.
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoWhen I was 18 I got pulled over for that actually. I got away with it because I told the cop I dropped my cigarette in my floorboard. Truth be told I was higher than bird pussy and was waiting for the green.
minus-squareDejected Warp Core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoNice. bird pussy The judges would also have accepted “giraffe balls” and “a kite”.
John Daly just hasn’t been sober in 40 years and now his body processes alcohol faster than any blood test or breathalyzer to reliably detect.
He looks like he once got arrested for waiting for a stop sign to turn green.
When I was 18 I got pulled over for that actually. I got away with it because I told the cop I dropped my cigarette in my floorboard. Truth be told I was higher than bird pussy and was waiting for the green.
Nice.
The judges would also have accepted “giraffe balls” and “a kite”.