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minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·7 days agocome the fuck on string bigIfTrue(Boolean size) { string toAssign = ''; if (size == true) { toAssign = 'big'; } else { toAssign = 'small'; } return toAssign; }
minus-squarefruitycoder@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoThis actually gets loaded as a WASM module by a server less API service when a user ask if true return big
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agohey, this is for fun and pseudocode.
come the fuck on
string bigIfTrue(Boolean size) { string toAssign = ''; if (size == true) { toAssign = 'big'; } else { toAssign = 'small'; } return toAssign; }Bloat. Nobody asked for else.
Or assignment. Just return.
true ? 'big' : '';Where’s your interface and factory?
This actually gets loaded as a WASM module by a server less API service when a user ask if true return big
hey, this is for fun and pseudocode.
That is indeed a big one!