ManfredMumpitz@feddit.org to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoTIL that Jesus Christ was probably born in 7–4 B.C.imagemessage-square166linkfedilinkarrow-up1158file-text
arrow-up1158imageTIL that Jesus Christ was probably born in 7–4 B.C.ManfredMumpitz@feddit.org to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square166linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareHubi@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 days agoNah, he walked over water and everything and it was great. I guess you had to be there.
minus-squareNotSteve_@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·6 days agoI heard he walked on the water and then the water turned to wine and then they made babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 days agoThe baby looked at you? Mary, call the Sanhedron.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agoThe fuck they put in that water, makes people think they can see other people walking on it
Nah, he walked over water and everything and it was great. I guess you had to be there.
I heard he walked on the water and then the water turned to wine and then they made babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!
The baby looked at you? Mary, call the Sanhedron.
The fuck they put in that water, makes people think they can see other people walking on it
Jesus was way cool
And he built my hotrod.