Can it also make love to your wife, leaving you with more time for whatever else it is you need to do?

If any of these were self-chosen, they’d be based.

They can just hold the world’s supply of oil, ammonia and helium to ransom. Breaking an Iranian blockade by force would require a WW2-scale effort, with the US, Europe, China and the gulf states fighting alongside each other to take Tehran and impose some kind of regime change all parties find acceptable.