That’s what the 6ft of brown is

You’re kidding right?

Mr Tough Guy Trump, who spouts off on social media all day about how Iran is destroyed and how he’s going to wipe them out. Got a threat that his opponents might strike back at him on his billion dollar flying fortress.

So his security detail, rather than do anything subtle and move him without his opponents knowing, had him walk onto the flying fortress, then hide in a fucking food truck and take him somewhere else. THEN to try and make sure that people think he’s not a fucking pussy, he was snuck BACK into the fortress to walk off it like nothing had happened.

And after all that, they were so fucking shit at this, that everyone found out anyway.