Under a Democratic congress the robot dogs will have gay pride flags painted on them.

CPU clock speed topped out around 4 - 5Ghz years ago. CPUs are all going multi core; hard work has moved to GPU or specialized ASIC.

Any use in alternate clients?

https://github.com/Milkshiift/GoofCord

Is there something analogous that can be run with bind?

Logging into old.reddit.com via tor browser works intermittently. As far as I can tell the reddit onion site is entirely broken.

TCP/IP is dead.

…what?