There’s an app called Just Run.

Perfect for getting back into it, and it’s free. Do it at a pace you can handle but challenge yourself a little each time to build stamina. Consistency is your best friend.

Youtube for warm up and cool down exercises. Stretch!

But…but…that’s antisemitic…right?

“That’s an absolute lie!”

Oh ok then. Sorry to bother you Mr War Criminal, as you were.

I would have agreed before but do you really have faith that the Obtuse Orange man wouldn’t just let Bibi do what he wants in exchange for a public patting on the head?

It’s win win for Israel.

“America won’t let us, guess they’re antisemitic after all”

Or

“My best friend Donny said I could, any issues should be taken up with him, and that would make you antisemitic”.