You are Mr. moneybags or you’re running 2 or 4bit quantized.

Ohhhhhh fantastic idea!!

Little known feature on Home Assistant is the ability to have any phone who has home assistant installed to be able to use it as a trigger. So you can see things like battery left and gps location. I have an automations that will ping the last location of my family members when the phone hits 2% power so I can see their last location right before the phone dies.