No, I am.

Appearance: A 4.3-metre (14ft) circumference, spread over 600 sq ft, with hundreds of leaves and an intricate network of secondary vines and roots. It’s also a bit gross, to be honest. To me it looks a bit like … actually, I’m not going to say. Look at the picture, you decide.

Should have left some sloppy mud around it just for the lols.

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I bet he’s been adding lots of tiny pebbles in her mouth