Hate to break it to you but Jackie Chan is not a good person. Ask his daughter.

…and a fat pile of shit.

I’m putting $50 a month away until the new razr with grapheneOS is out and I’m buying it as soon as it’s available.

Then I will road trip to LAKE ONTARIO and toss this iPhone in it.

Fuck Google and fuck Apple!

If they do the day I can get a Motorola razor with grapheneOS I will toss this fucking iPhone in the lake.

El Slopo, she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, and a goofball through a garden hose.

Religion is for idiots and con artists.

I hope it’s full of fairies, banshees, and evil Alabama leprechauns.

May his days there be torture.

He double dipped the chip!